Just a reminder


that as a young man, one of Andrew Jackson’s favorite pranks included moving people’s outhouses to faraway locations


"Just as a flower does not choose its colour
we are not responsible for what we have come to be”

Stoker, 2013

A video for grunkle Husbster and auntie Cheeto of Courf Jr getting her collar put on for the first time


it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here


original art by ben lo

bioshock infinite burial at sea: episode two - movie poster | episode one [x]

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would you rather have no internet connection or no friends


f o r t u n e  f a v o u r s  t h e  b r a v e ,  d u d e !

T O D A Y. Today… At the edge of our hope — at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. T O D A Y we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are c a n c e l i n g the apocalypse! 

(Source: emilieraven)


Nathan Stewart-Jarrett by Pål Hansen


A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

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